Smoke follows. He does not.
Arson Cat
Small cat. Excellent alibi. Catastrophic work ethic.
Known Habits
Alias
The warmest lap in town.
Ticker
The collar is blank.
Occupation
Unlicensed indoor weather.
Fuel
Curtains, paperwork, unattended optimism.
Method
Paw first, questions never.
Alibi
Asleep beside the extinguisher.
Tuesday Route
His route is short, repeatable, and somehow never covered by the city’s insurance forms.
Breakfast
Inspects toast for structural weakness.
Commute
Takes the vent marked absolutely not.
Shift
Warms one warehouse beyond specification.
Break
Naps while the neighborhood becomes golden.
Clock Out
Leaves through the window he improved.
Natural Talents
Arson Cat is not reckless. He is consistent. Every room receives the same careful inspection: sniff the outlet, test the curtain, sit exactly where the smoke alarm cannot see him.
Soft Paws
Leave no prints, only suspicious little soot commas.
Steady Nerves
Sirens improve the quality of his nap.
Warm Welcome
Every doorway becomes memorable after he visits.
Keep the extinguisher where he can’t reach.